Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Weaver Sheridan

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Weaver Sheridan is an amateur local historian and wannabe best-selling novelist.

Poetry for today

(With apologies to William McGonagall) Lines on receiving Intelligence of a Vexatious Statement by Boris Johnson that there is...

Jogging Johnson and a load of physical jerks

BORIS Johnson says he’s taking Britain into battle against obesity, because being overweight puts you at increased risk from coronavirus.

The Shipping Wokecast

BBC Radio 4, once a flagship of good sense, is now alarmingly woke – as David Owen brilliantly outlined on TCW on Thursday.

Oh! What a sudden shutdown

IT was the must-see TV show of 2020. For a few mercurial months, Oh! What a Lovely Lockdown – officially known as the Government’s...

Hey, Beeb, stop fibbing!

THE BBC’s new electronic digital assistant – called Beeb – is being rolled out. And it’s been given a ‘warm and friendly’...

In the Commons, much hairdo about nothing

HAIRDRESSERS may have to stay closed for another six months because of the risk of spreading coronavirus, according to one report.

Five go off to be fruit-pickers

THE Famous Five had been sent home from boarding school because of the pandemic and were wondering what to do for the...

All abroad for the Paradise Parliament!

SIR Richard Branson is offering his idyllic Necker Island to the Government as security for a bailout of his coronavirus-hit Virgin Atlantic...

Delve into DIY and make the pandemic go like the clappers

MORE and more people are tackling do-it-yourself jobs as a way of keeping busy during the lockdown. Unfortunately, in...

Welcome to MP-TV

Parliament reopens next Tuesday, April 21, to allow MPs to discuss the coronavirus crisis via video conferencing. But will they get in...

The books to boost us during World War Flu

AMAZON has been inundated with a spate of ‘instant’ self-published books about the pandemic. However, with titles such as Coronavirus...

The Magic Coronabout

‘OH look,’ said Florence. ‘Lots of strange woolly things riding on the Magic Roundabout.’ ‘They look a bit like...

This beastly lockdown!

‘HELLO, Fred. Bill here. Just phoning to see how you are. Do you realise we’ve all been stuck inside for a year...

For pandemic patter, clip on a chatterbox

AS the coronavirus crisis continues, many people are now so worried about breathing in germs that they’re keeping their mouths closed when...

Lockdownton Abbey: The Dowager defiant

Scene 1: The entrance hall. Lord Grantham stands with Isis the dog. ‘GOOD morning, milord.’ – ...

Treat yourself to an an upbeat lockdown

THREE weeks of isolation may be daunting, but it doesn’t have to be Dullsville. With a little planning, you could turn your...

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