Monday, March 30, 2020

Nick Booth

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Nicholas Booth is the editor of OhThisBloodyComputer and a freelance technology writer

A user’s guide to the Two-Metre rule

A RATHER disturbing message from the government pinged on to my iPhone on Monday. It basically sentenced me to...

Imagine no celebs, it’s easy if you try

THANK goodness there are so many celebrities to help us through this crisis. I don’t recognise any of the...

Marvel Action Heroes (Special Woke Edition)

MEET the newly announced Marvel Action Heroes, twins Snowflake and Safespace, perfect for the Owen Jones generation. Snowflake is...

Four weeks to write a letter? Thanks, doc

THIS is probably the hardest ‘cancer valedictory’ piece I’ll ever write. It’s this bloody keyboard! I don’t relish typing...

A (no) platform announcement

WE apologise to passengers waiting for The Amber Rudd Outrage Express. This train of thought is no longer stopping at this platform...

Guardian Job Vacancy: Burn the Witch Correspondent

ARE you convinced that Priti Patel is a white supremacist? Are you certain that she’s casting spells straight out...

More self-isolation please, Mr Snow

SOME people criticise Jon Snow, but I like a man who refuses to discipline his inner child. That is...

Oh, did I say he was a friend? I meant fiend

FRIENDS can be unpredictable. Never more so than in Hollywood, where a man called Harvey Weinstein had as many admirers as he...

Inside the BBC Comedy Factory

AS part of the BBC series Inside the Factory, Gregg Wallace went inside the corporation to see how its radio comedy is created.

Inside Becky’s Beeb

Rebecca Long Bailey, the Labour leadership contender, has unveiled plans for a ‘People’s BBC’ free of political interference, run by staff and...

One in the eye for Brexit prophets of doom

WARNINGS that Brexit would send the economy falling off a cliff have been comprehensively debunked, TCW is delighted to report. The...

Inside the BBC Bunkum Factory

As part of the BBC series Inside the Factory, Gregg Wallace went inside the corporation to see how its programmes are made.

Run over by a Remoaner think tank

ON Friday, unchained from my chemotherapy bottle and with my wounds giving me less pain, I treated myself to a night out...

Let me through, I’m a doctorate

NOW that people believe in nothing, they’ll believe in anything. Be in no doubt: you too can be a convincer if you...

Diary of an impatient patient

BETWEEN tests and treatments for cancer and other afflictions, I have been reading the news and reflecting on it . . .

Old before my time – our man on the NHS front line

WHAT’S going to happen to us when we get old? I’m starting to get glimpses of what it feels like now, thanks to...

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