Thursday, May 28, 2020

Nick Booth

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Nicholas Booth is the editor of OhThisBloodyComputer and a freelance technology writer

Stay alert, control the virus, think up a slogan

PUBLIC confidence in the Government and returning to work could be boosted by a new rolling stock of slogans, according to Opinium...

Fergie, lurgy and the panic pandemic

Nick Booth is being treated for cancer and other issues. FIRST came the wave of viruses.

NHS communication? Give it the black spot!

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. FOR all its faults, the NHS has been brilliant to...

Defenceless in Corona Central

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. I THINK I’ve discovered a cure for coronavirus. We should...

What to wear when you go like the clappers

WE are still in the early stages of Covid Culture. Is this a temporary phenomenon or have we entered a new chapter...

From yokels to wokels in Ambridge-on-Thames

THE BBC has decided to temporarily suspend some recordings of The Archers, the everyday storyboard for cosmopolitan country folk. What...

My (Our!) NHS Diary: Rules is rules

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. This is his latest dispatch from the front line of the NHS.

Hang on, how would coronavirus leap from bats into me anyway?

Nick is being treated for cancer and other issues. THAT’S a question that’s worried me, since I have no...

NHS Diary: Beat them at triage and win a bed

This is the latest instalment in Nick’s diary about his treatment for cancer and other issues. WE should try...

The Army shows up the NHS

WHATEVER you might say about the government’s response to the corona crisis, the construction of the Nightingale Hospital is pretty impressive.

Is the NHS getting the picture? No. Here’s our invoice anyway

This is the latest instalment in Nick’s diary about his treatment for cancer and other issues. I’M STILL being...

A user’s guide to the Two-Metre rule

A RATHER disturbing message from the government pinged on to my iPhone on Monday. It basically sentenced me to...

Imagine no celebs, it’s easy if you try

THANK goodness there are so many celebrities to help us through this crisis. I don’t recognise any of the...

Marvel Action Heroes (Special Woke Edition)

MEET the newly announced Marvel Action Heroes, twins Snowflake and Safespace, perfect for the Owen Jones generation. Snowflake is...

Four weeks to write a letter? Thanks, doc

THIS is probably the hardest ‘cancer valedictory’ piece I’ll ever write. It’s this bloody keyboard! I don’t relish typing...

A (no) platform announcement

WE apologise to passengers waiting for The Amber Rudd Outrage Express. This train of thought is no longer stopping at this platform...

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